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Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

When you're laying in bed at night looking up at the stars, don't panic when you suddenly wonder "Where the Hell is the ceiling?!"

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Just remember........if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is buy a replacement.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth of the hole!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you've just made it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Your mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

Sometimes you'll think you understand everything, then you'll regain consciousness.

A day without sunshine is like.................well, night.

Seen it all, done it all...........can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword..........get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof.............to a sufficiently talented fool.

Everybody lies........but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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Av villdom den 19/06/2006 - 13:50
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hm..du er veldig opptatt av visdomsord du, den femte var særlig bra.. (bare vill gjetting her)- er det kjedsomhet eller et plutselig behov at sånne "taoiske" setninger må rables ned? Uansett, interessant lesning er det

people are illusions

Av neben den 19/06/2006 - 14:44
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den første best. Gurimalla jaggu.
Grmf.

Av myal_ den 19/06/2006 - 15:09
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Uhm, opptatt og opptatt.. jo.. jo.. altså ja, greit jeg er det. Noen ting er bare så.. bra sagt.. og beskriver fenomener og fanger tanker man selv har hatt uten å ha klart å sette ord på det. Jeg tror det handler om kjedsomhet når sånne ting skrives, eller at man pønsker ut noe og så ender med å skrive det ned ved en kjedsom anledning.. det er vel strengt tatt kjedsomhet som gjør at jeg la inn ett innlegg med sånne ting også. (jeg fant det ikke på selv, vet du vel).

Tuddeluu

- Myal

Av myal_ den 19/06/2006 - 15:14
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Jepp :p beit meg fast i den jeg å.

Myal

Av nemni den 19/06/2006 - 20:41
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å velge seg ut noen favoritter ettersom hele greia var morsom lesning:D

(Men kanskje ikke så fjernt fra virkeligheten likevel - endel av dem..:p)

-nemni

Av villdom den 19/06/2006 - 22:12
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du glemte en ting viktig kilde..og nå skal jeg lege norsk lærer - "vår norske kulturarv - Håvamåls kloke ord". Måtte lese hele driten i våres faktisk, mye klok der og, særlig om korrekt oppførsel, øl og døden..og det fordømte ettermæle!
håper på visdomsord del 2?

Av myal_ den 20/06/2006 - 14:19
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Er noen av disse tingene der tatt derfra? Eller var det bare en anbefaling? :) Korrekt oppførsel, øl og døden er vel like relevant i dag. Ettermæle gir vi blanke faen i ;) Ja det kommer nok en visdomsord 2 skal du se.. viktig å la det gå litt tid mellom hver gang :D

Myal